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By Esben Bjerre Hansen
Translated by Maria Lillegaard Hansen

The thought alone of stiff suits and thick women’s coats can make most festival goers twitch in the  heat. But at Camp 2900 Happiness that does not matter.

17 percent shell fish

At the velour-covered table, room is made for a light dish. Shell fish and champagne are on the menu. The shell fish comes in form of shrimp cheese spread, where it is pointed out that it actually contains 17 percent shrimps. The champagne is not really Cristal either, but we are assured that it is only because the store was sold out. As a result the fine people have to settle for a bottle of Asti at the price of DKK 25 (app. € 3)). But they will live.

In the swimming pool in their pavilion, which has shrunk into a paddling pool in occasion of the festival, two young, beautiful and, of course, rich people are sunbathing. “We do not wish to mix with the proletariat,” they announce in an annoying tone.

Family tree and photos

On the pavilion hangs the entire family tree from the Danish TV series “2900 Happiness”. After a short introduction to the intrigues, the many attempts of murder and family ties, all the characters present themselves. They are all there: Majse, Jan Erik, Mercedes, Benedikte and the rest of the gang from the show. And they adapt well to their parts. The patriarchal head of the family, Karl Erik, uses his authoritative voice to boss around. It is his wife Benedikte Von Bech who is in charge of the tour. She explains the 2900 Happiness game, which has been developed specially for Roskilde Festival. Two courts with beer cans in each end. On all the cans are pictures of the cast. “It’s all about knocking over the line of proletarians!”, says Benedikte with contempt in her voice.

A lack of luxury

Back in the camp is Rasmus Petersen, in character as Karl Erik, and he loudly complains about the festival’s decision on not being allowed to bring your own furniture. “We can’t even bring my favourite designer chair”, he says while pouring himself a glass of champagne. In front of the tents, a small road sign has been hammered into the ground. It says “Strandvejen” – one of the most posh addresses in Denmark. Benedikte, whose real name is Astrid Buch, is happy about her camp with all the rich and beautiful people. As she says: “Rich kids play the best”.

So, put on your nicest festival clothes and join the party at Camp 2900 Happiness.

Facts

The members of the camp are between 16 and 18 years old and know each other from school, sports etc. They are from various places in Denmark – except north of Copenhagen where 2900 Happiness takes place.

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