Lister

By Kenneth Praefke
Translated by Maria Lillegaard Hansen

The World Championship in urinal-missile-shooting

It is not necessarily a bad thing to have a urinal placed right next to your camp. Why not change it into a game?

It smells like pee. A sweaty and tight smell. Standing only a few metres from the tents at Camp Krudtuglerne is the blue urinal container, which spreads out a smell of urin over the camp which is already packed with people. And they are all looking in the same direction – towards the urinal – where The World Championship in urinal-missile-shooting is taking place.

“Oooohhh”, the audience cries out when a shot just passing the goal almost decides the match.

With a camp close to the L tower at East, Krudtuglerne had the perfect spot until the day after the camp was set up. At that point, the festival decided to place a stinking urinal container right next to the camp.

But instead of complaining about the stink, the camp has developed a game which is not only fun, but also keeps pee-needing people away from the urinal. They are playing The World Championship in urinal-missile-shooting.

Between urine and cigarette butts
The rules are simple. It is about shooting an empty bottle into the urinal and making it stay there. Your choice of weapon for shooting the bottle the 3-4 metres is optional, but so far the hammer is the number one favourite. If you hit the bottle and it stays between the urine and the cigarette butts you can call yourself World Champion of urinal-missile-shooting.

“If you get a good shot, the bottle will stay there as an eternal symbol”, explains Tobias from the camp.

“At tonight’s contest things were so wild that to girls were injured when they were hit in the head by the hammer”, says Joachim from the camp.

Therefore the battle field has been marked with red and white tape to avoid any more accidents.

The first champion
They have played for two days, more or less uninterrupted and at least for 13-14 hours, but no champion has been found yet.

In yet another mechanical attempt to swing the hammer so the bottle hits target, Markus succeeds in becoming the first one ever to send the bottle into the urine. The World Champion is found

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